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- GLASS IS EMPTY! YOU HAVE FINISHED YOUR DRINK! GET SOMEONE TO BUY YOU ANOTHER!! - AFTER A DRINK, YOUR THROAT IS STILL PARCHED AND YOUR SHIRT IS WET. YOU HAVE A SERIOUS DRINKING PROBLEM. GET A STRAW! - THE OPPOSITE WALL HAS CEILING FANS. YOU HAVE THEREFORE FALLEN OVER. IF YOU SPILT YOUR DRINK, GET SOMEONE TO PASS ANOTHER DOWN TO YOU. - ALL THE WOMEN AND A FEW OF THE BLOKES LOOK REMARKABLY ATTRACTIVE! BEER GOGGLES ARE DEFINTELY ON!!!! HAVE A FEW MORE DRINKS AND PRAY FOR IMPOTENCE! - EFTPOS IS GIVING OUT FREE MONEY!!! YOU MUST'VE PRESSED THE WRONG BUTTON! DRINK UNTIL YOU PASS OUT SO YOU STOP WORRYING ABOUT BUTTONS! - THE BAR IS SPINNING! - YOU MUST'VE BEEN TIED TO THE FAN! GET THE BAR TENDER TO THROW YOU UP A DRINK. - YOUR DICK IS COLD. - YOUR FLY MUST BE OPEN, AND YOUR MEMBER IS HANGING OUT! IF YOU ARE RECEIVING SMILES FROM THE LADIES, SMILE AND HAVE ANOTHER DRINK! - YOU ARE WET, AND CAN TASTE LEMON. YOU HAVE FALLEN OVER IN THE TROUGH, AND HAVE ROCK CANDY IN YOUR MOUTH!! GET OUT BEFORE ANYONE SEES YOU AND GET A DRINK TO WASH THE ROCK CANDY DOWN!! - YOU ARE OUT ON YOUR ARSE, DOWN THREE BOURBONS AND A PACKET OF SMOKES. YOU PROBABLY TOLD A BOUNCER TO GET FUCKED. WRITE A NOTE ON YOUR DESK NOT TO DO IT AGAIN! - YOU WAKE UP COLD AND WET. YOU MUST'VE PASSED OUT IN THE GUTTER! CHECK IF ITS OPENING TIME, IF NOT THEN TREAT YOURSELF TO A SLEEP IN. - YOU WAKE UP FEELING HEALTHY!!!! YOU WENT AND FORGOT TO GO OUT!!! TIE A STRING TO YOUR FINGER AND THE OTHER END TO A BOTTLE OF BOURBON!! - SO, THERE YOU HAVE IT! I HOPE YOU CAN ALL GET THROUGH YOUR GROG GUZZLING DAYS A LITTLE BIT EASIER. I DON'T KNOW WHERE TO CREDIT ALL THAT STUFF, I JUST FOUND IT ON A SHEET LYING ABOUT!! - SHOCKWAVE - - - ^B WELCOME, BARFLYS!! ^C THIS LITTLE DISK FILLER INCLUDES WORK FROM ..... LOGO: AXE! TUNE: THE SYNDROM! TWO BY TWO: UNKNOWN. ONE BY ONE: GRENDEL! CODE: SHOCKWAVE!! WELL, OKAY .... PRESS SPACE TO SHIFT PAGES, BY THE WAY!!!! ^DI'VE TYPED SO MUCH CRAP LATELY, I AM NOW OUT OF THINGS TO TELL YOU!!!! ^E BYE! ^A - - - GLASS IS EMPTY! YOU HAVE FINISHED YOUR DRINK! GET SOMEONE TO BUY YOU ANOTHER!! KLHIJN - -